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    • 17 February 2006: 20:03
    nalanw
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    Deine Zähne sind wie Perlen: Von jeder Seite ein Loch.
    Like the pearl of the teeth: a hole all around

    Ich würde dich noch nicht mal anpissen, wenn du brennen würdest.
    I would never want to bother you, if eger did not ...

    Täglich sterben 400001 Menschen, warum bist du keiner davon?
    400001 people die per day, what are you one of these people?

    Schick mir doch ein Bild von Dir das häng ich an die Kellertür damit es alle Ratten sehen und nicht mehr in den Keller gehen!
    Send me a picture and I will hang it on top of the pantry, all the rats will see and will not come again

    Was du willst drei Kilo abnehmen ??? Putz dir doch mal die Zähne !!!
    3 you want to lose weight ???? Brush your teeth then !!!!    361424pc.gif

    • 29 May 2007: 12:13
    My tunes
    Exhibition Stand

    das sind sehr schön

    • 29 June 2007: 20:21
    freedive is
    Exhibition Stand

    Ich will ain Sprichwort schreiben.
    Schweigen ist manchmal die beste Antwort.
    sometimes silence is the best answer ;)

    Jaaaaaaa echt !!!! :D

    • 6 July 2007: 12:32
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    Visitor

    das sind sehr schön ıch erwartete dauern :)

    • 11 July 2007: 23:29
    Tamerlane
    Exhibition Stand

    Die sind sehr lustig. Danke schön.

    • 13 July 2007: 22:54
    volkanxnumx
    Exhibition Stand

    Danke für alles.

    • 3 September 2007: 00:09
    Nachtigall
    Exhibition Stand

    do not make me feet
    want to get his keys to our brothers

    But if you take it, you stupid idiot looks at you, aceba or dion.

    vsslm

    • 16 September 2007: 17:05
    yusufstgtxnumx
    Exhibition Stand

    very good

    • 22 September 2007: 21:03
    james
    Exhibition Stand

    nalanw Our friend wrote very nice but we are expecting more and more.

    • 23 September 2007: 22:50
    Nachtigall
    Exhibition Stand

    LOL
    genau bruder.

    • 20 October 2007: 15:40
    ejentzsch
    Exhibition Stand

    danke schöne!

    • 20 October 2007: 22:41
    Nachtigall
    Exhibition Stand

    I think the new version of our brother jentstzsch has been released. ;)

    be good for our site adina :)

    • 20 October 2007: 23:47
    jentzsch2
    Exhibition Stand

    saolasin nachtigall, my model improved version my sister ;D

    • 21 October 2007: 00:53
    Nachtigall
    Exhibition Stand

    Wow, it's all about the family.
    what do you say
    ::)

    • 21 October 2007: 08:29
    jentzsch2
    Exhibition Stand

    may actually nachtigall. If we were to increase the capacity of German in SÜLALE, it was difficult. I would collect 10 JENTZSCHs from the head. I would even call my father here, if he is a pure German, I think it will be useful. As far as I am concerned, there is no German website but if we do not have a German HEEE WHAT ????

    • 22 October 2007: 21:09
    Nachtigall
    Exhibition Stand

    es wird suppeerrrrrrrrr
    ich warte auf deinem Vater oder Grossen Familie

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